People who think a semicolon doesn’t belong in a sentence probably don’t know how to use one properly…Big Ups to Mr. Jones and “Pre-IB*” english (*he followed no one’s curriculum but his own! Kafka, Neruda, Marquez!)

npr:

ilovecharts:

-wibbly-wobblytimey-wimey

I make my living in the blue part of the pie; my semicolon game is on point like a sir.

I’m not even going to attempt to cleverly include a semicolon. —Sarah